It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
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on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER
– (via isolieren)